Jokes
English jokes that turn on a word: tell the first line, let the class guess, then reveal the punchline.
English jokes that turn on a word: tell the first line, let the class guess, then reveal the punchline and the wordplay.
376 cards
What do you call a sad strawberry?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
The past, the present and the future walked into a room.
Time flies like an arrow.
What does a cat say when it is surprised?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
What do you call a dog on a hot, sunny day?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who?
What key opens a banana?
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
What is a cat’s favourite colour?
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
What do elves learn at school?
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What goes “oom, oom”?
What kind of fish only comes out at night?
What do dogs eat at the cinema?
What do you call lots of cats on top of each other?
What room has no doors and no windows?
About these jokes
376 English jokes, puns and wordplay for ESL classes, Kids to C2. English jokes that turn on a word: tell the first line, let the class guess, then reveal the punchline and the wordplay. Pick a level, search the cards, or open one (or a whole level) in present mode for the projector.